2008 Woodie Awards
L.A. Confidential: Hollywood's news source comes to SHU
Shaun Mitchell
Issue date: 2/9/06 Section: A & E
People: Thou shall not be a slave for me. Britney Spears will be making her first network television guest appearance as a conservative Christian on NBC's "Will & Grace." She will play the co-host on character Jack McFarland's gay talk show. Is it wrong that I find this extremely funny? To me, Britney Spears playing a conservative Christian is just plain amusing. Her new album will be remixes of her old songs, with a Christian twist, including: You Drive Me Crazy Satan, Oops...I Sinned Again, and (Jesus Makes Me) Stronger.
Middle child syndrome has led to a methamphetamine addiction for "Full House" star Jodie Sweetin. Remember her? Good old Stephanie Tanner? On an appearance during "Good Morning, America" Sweetin revealed she didn't know what to do with herself once her career peaked at age 13. This is no joking matter, but with Bob Sagat as your father and the Olsen twins taking turns as your sibling, it's no wonder she thought drugs might make her normal. If Bob Sagat was your father, you wouldn't be normal either.
Heather Locklear and Bon Jovi guitarist, Richie Sambora, have decided to turn their "Bed of Roses" into a divorce ballad. Locklear cited irreconcilable differences (go figure) and asked that the prenuptial agreement be enforced. They were married for 11 years. It doesn't take a fortune teller to tell that a marriage between a former supermodel and a Bon Jovi guitarist won't work out. Word on the street is that the irreconcilable differences included the argument of who had better hair.
Somebody stole Paris Hilton's possessions again. This time, she found out about it through the "National Inquirer." Clothing, furniture, journal entries, and personal belongings were swiped from the storage facility where Hilton kept her items. Hilton was contacted when the "National Inquirer" received a phone call from an anonymous person trying to sell the goods. Dear anonymous person: next time, please just steal Paris, not her belongings, and never bring her back. Thank you.
Middle child syndrome has led to a methamphetamine addiction for "Full House" star Jodie Sweetin. Remember her? Good old Stephanie Tanner? On an appearance during "Good Morning, America" Sweetin revealed she didn't know what to do with herself once her career peaked at age 13. This is no joking matter, but with Bob Sagat as your father and the Olsen twins taking turns as your sibling, it's no wonder she thought drugs might make her normal. If Bob Sagat was your father, you wouldn't be normal either.
Heather Locklear and Bon Jovi guitarist, Richie Sambora, have decided to turn their "Bed of Roses" into a divorce ballad. Locklear cited irreconcilable differences (go figure) and asked that the prenuptial agreement be enforced. They were married for 11 years. It doesn't take a fortune teller to tell that a marriage between a former supermodel and a Bon Jovi guitarist won't work out. Word on the street is that the irreconcilable differences included the argument of who had better hair.
Somebody stole Paris Hilton's possessions again. This time, she found out about it through the "National Inquirer." Clothing, furniture, journal entries, and personal belongings were swiped from the storage facility where Hilton kept her items. Hilton was contacted when the "National Inquirer" received a phone call from an anonymous person trying to sell the goods. Dear anonymous person: next time, please just steal Paris, not her belongings, and never bring her back. Thank you.