Do ankle-monitoring bracelets turn you on? What about a history for DWI arrests, car chases, or multiple trips to rehab? If those things get you hot, Lindsey Lohan is your girl.

With sites like eHarmony, cyberdating

is a fad of our time. Many find their soul mates, best friends, and sometimes, if you get lucky, a tabloid princess such as Lindsay Lohan.

The "Mean Girls" star has leaped into the pool of online dating. A fake eHarmony testimonial of LiLo has been released on the popular Web site funnyordie.

com.

Due to the recent break up with her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, Lohan is hitting the press harder than ever. Reports of her broken heart have dominated gossip

columns all over the entertainment media.

The April 8 issue of US Weekly features the 22-year-old and titles the article,

"I'm So Alone." Then again, Lohan appears to be on the rebound and ready to love again.

Or at least ready to laugh about it.

"Hi, my name is Lindsay, and I'm searching for love. I'm recently single… I think…and I'm looking for someone to spend the rest of my life with. Or at least to the end of my probation period."

Throughout the video, Lohan pokes fun at herself with no remorse. She addresses her probation, drug abuse, and jokes about her current financial situation,

"To put those rumors to rest, I am not broke." She then continues to state, she has over $400 in the bank, and 20,000 Marlboro Miles…what else could she possibly

need?

"I think it's witty how she makes fun of herself rather than fighting back against the press for their comments regarding her irrational behaviors," said junior Jillian Powely.

It seems as though the video is a jab at tabloid enemies. However, some feel that is purely a publicity stunt and that the video could very well be a public relations move that is desperately trying to boost her image. Press reports say that she is virtually

uninsurable as an actress.

Despite all of Lohan's jokes and smiles in the video, she hasn't necessarily been the happiest person since her break up. LiLo, obviously down in the dumps, posted on Twitter, "So you win, you broke my heart, now go away. I loved you," which was directed towards Rohnson.

It seems as though the eHarmony skit may serve Lohan well. She might just find what she's looking for with some of her key turn-ons.

"We'll crash a few parties, a car or two, but at the end of the day I promise you," Lohan says in her video. " I never lose my google hits…just my underwear."